Fat Bastard is really losing it, and it's such fun to watch. Given Michael Moore's anti-war tendencies, you wouldn't envision him to possess so much rage.
However, following his well-publicized dustup with CNN last week (please see Business and Media Institute reports on the subject here and here), the controversial schlockumentarist has published an open letter threatening the network with reprisals.
Although likely not his intent, Moore's screed was actually funnier than any movie he's made to date.
With that in mind, here are some lowlights for your Saturday entertainment pleasure (emphasis added throughout, h/t Dan Gainor, better remove liquids from your proximity):
I'm about to become your worst nightmare. 'Cause I ain't ever going away. Not until you set the record straight, and apologize to your viewers. "The Most Trusted Name In News?" I think it's safe to say you can retire that slogan.
Honestly, this is so delicious, it's tough to determine where to begin. Well, to paraphrase Zell Miller, what's he going to hit them with-buffalo wings?