The Hell With It

See, this is why religion makes some people so stupid.

MELBOURNE, Australia-The Hell family says it may tell a Catholic school in Australia where to go after it objected to enrolling their son bacause of his name.

Officials said the boy had been offered a place at the St. Peter the Apostle school in the southern city of Melbourne after discussions between the principal, the parish priest and the family over his name.

But Alex Hell said he would rather send 5-year-old Max elsewhere because the school balked at taking the boy over his family name.

"We are the victims of our name," Hell said Monday.

Well, maybe if he changed it to H E Double Hockeysticks it wouldn't matter so much.