"That's Not A Knife"

Well, it is, sort of:

Industrial designer and aichmophobic, John Cornock, has designed a kitchen knife with a rounded edge making it almost impossible to stab your relatives during a tedious Christmas dinner. Mr Cornock was inspired to make the knife after watching a documentary in which doctors advocated banning traditional knives. 'It can never be a totally safe knife, but the idea is you can't inflict a fatal wound. Nobody could just grab one out of the kitchen drawer and kill someone,' Cornock said. The knife will sell for between £40-50.

Next up: the anti-shooting gun, the anti-sticking fork, and other deterrents against murderous relatives.