Down To Earth

Biebermania may finally be over:

The man photographed wearing two watches as he partied over the weekend was initially scheduled to appear on stage at 8.30pm, but displaying timekeeping which would have made Axl Rose blush, he finally graced us with his presence at 10.22pm.

In those hours, the fans who had filled the O2 when the doors opened at 6.30, had the joy sucked out of their young souls. Bieber was repeatedly booed before he appeared, as hundreds of sobbing ticketholders (say what you like about Bieber's Beliebers, it's wrong to make them cry), exhausted, disillusioned and probably late for school this morning, had to leave.

When he emerged, dressed as a white-suited, white-winged angel, hovering over the audience (there may be messianic tendencies ahead), waving his creepy, gold fingerless gloves, there would be no explanation of whatever diva tantrum had caused him to treat his audience with such contempt, nor would there be an apology.

You could say he has finally arrived...at the moment where he begins his descent into "whatever happened to" territory...