Saturday, February 08, 2014

Pastry Plan

Kids can now bring their Pop Tart guns to school:
The bill cleared a state House panel Wednesday and would bar school districts from suspending students for "brandishing a partially consumed pastry or other food item" bitten into the shape of a weapon or "possessing a toy firearm or weapon made of plastic snap-together building blocks."

Baxley dubbed the measure the Pop-Tart bill, a moniker that refers to a Maryland student who chewed a toaster pastry into the shape of a pistol and was suspended, inspiring similar legislation in that state that has not become law. The boy later received a lifetime membership in the National Rifle Association as Republicans in the area rallied around his cause.
Just so long as the Pop tarts aren't loaded with deadly calories...

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