Friday, August 04, 2017

Tweet Paper

Finally-Trump toilet paper:
The company describes the product as “a collection of ten of Donald Trump’s most flushable tweets printed throughout a roll of 2-ply toilet paper. No twitter feed is as deserving of being flushed, it’s tremendous. I’m hearing other toilet papers don’t even have words on them, SAD! This toilet paper has the best words.”

A single roll of President Trump’s toilet tweets retails for $12.99 on Amazon but is currently out of stock.
A Democratic version would be on sale, but they only talk out of their rear ends...

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