Wednesday, August 10, 2016

The Peoples' House

Bernie buys a new pad:
Bernie’s new crib has four bedrooms and 500 feet of beauti­ful shore­front access on the banks of Lake Champlain. Sanders and his wife plan to keep their home in nearby Burling­ton, as well as their fashion­able rowhouse on Capitol Hill in Washing­ton, D.C.

Bernie should fit right in as a member of the Champlain Islands commu­nity. There is a general store down the road from his new digs, for example, that serves a turkey sandwich called “Feel the Bun” in his honor. It features a “HUGE” roll, because Bernie says the word “huge” a lot. Also, provolone cheese.

“It’s not fair that the Billion­aire Class controls 99 percent of the bread,” reads the sandwich’s descrip­tion on the menu. “Here’s a sandwich for the rest of us … to keep us nourished until every­thing cool is free!”
It's always cool to be a rich socialist...

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